Saturday, October 25, 2008

Employee of the month


A few posts back I mentioned that I had a few mice in my house. To help with this problem, I have solicited this kitten. His name is Daley and he will be living with me for the next year. I have explained to Daley that I am a dog person and that this will be strictly an employer/employee relationship. He catches mice in exchange for food. In honor of his namesake, I expect competent and timely performance. In the last 24 hours he hasn't done much except hide and walk on my keyboard -- his monthly performance evaluation, I predict, will be less than stellar.

(Fun fact: if you look at my left thumb closely, you can see where I got jellyf**ked.)

Tales of the Sea

First Tale: The Tall Team

After two months of practicing, the Tall Team paddling team was finally unleashed on the international paddling circuit. The yacht club held the annual Moso'oi Regatta last weekend and we were able to test our mettle against Samoan, American Samoan, and Tahitian teams. Despite our height advantage we pretty much got smoked. Here is our coach John and our captain Doug discussing our shellacking.
The regatta was Friday and Saturday and consisted of a number of races of varying distances. Below is Tall Team after our 10K on Friday. The look on the faces of #1 and #2 pretty much sums up the race: pain. Despite a lack of first place finishes, we stayed competitive throughout and are looking forward to races in November.
Second Tale: Night of the Living Palolo

I have lived in and visited other tropical islands but never experienced anything quite like the palolo. Let me try to explain the palolo: once a year, the palolo worm, which normally lives quietly in the coral of Samoa, decides to spawn. Around 1:30 in the morning the palolo detaches its backside from its body, the back end of the worm then swims in the water unleashing sperm and eggs. The water basically fills with a swarm of worms, mucous, sperm, and eggs. The Samoan then trek into the water to catch the worms, which are eaten raw or cooked with eggs or served on toast. For a more detailed accounting of the palolo phenomenon, click here. Here's a picture of some palolo hunters:

So myself and other palagis headed to the beach on Tuesday and Wednesday night to catch palolo. Sure enough, the water was full of them. We caught a few but there were people filling up coolers worth of palolo. Supposedly, you can sell them for a pretty penny on the palolo black market. The palolo mating dance:

A weird and wacky two nights. Image I stole from the Internet of a Samoan going to town on a handful of palolo:
Final Tale: Jellyf**ked
Thursday at paddling practice was a "long day" where we take the boat all the way out of the harbor and about a 1/2 to 3/4 mile of the coast. Usually the long day is fun because we get to paddle over larger ocean waves that we don't normally experience just sprinting around the harbor. We made it to the half way point and stopped for a rest. While sitting in the ocean and enjoying the view of the harbor, a wave tipped the outrigger over and poured Tall Team into the ocean. As I went into the water I remembered Dr. Dave saying, as we shoved off, that we didn't have a bailer with us. This wouldn't have been such a big problem if we had been in the still waters of the harbor. So we were going to have to right the boat in the ocean and then bail with our hands.

This also wouldn't be a big problem if we hadn't also tipped the boat into a smack of jellyfish. In the whole of the ocean we tipped right into, what my unscientific research uncovered was, cyanea lamarcki. I have been tickled by jellyfish before in Zanzibar but this was pretty painful: a sharp sting followed by a hot burning feeling. Jumping into the half-submerged boat I had tentacles wrapped around my calf, thumb, and stuck to my back. Removing the tentacles was equally as pleasant as then my fingers were stung. Expletives were shouted and God may have been cursed. The sting was quickly replaced by what felt like second degree burns. I also had fun tentacle griddle marks on me that made me look like a paddling Mayor McCheese, which are still with me today.

So for the next 20 minutes, we bailed the boat with our hands, until a wave swamped the boat again. More hand bailing and a dark trip back to the yacht club. Neptune did not favor the Tall Team that day.

Monday, October 13, 2008

Camping in Vatia

Since the whole island had Columbus Day off, the Palagis decided to camp in the village of Vatia on the north side of the island. We were able to rent fales (huts seen below) for $5 and had the beach to ourselves.


Co-clerk and I got this fale and set up mosquito netting to keep the dengue fever away...
Hanging out on the beach...
Burying dogs...
The next morning on the beach. Good times. Below is another attempt at movie-making with my little digital camera and laptop. Here's Pirate Chris jumping over a fire...sorry the volume on the music is a little loud...

Vatia fire jump

Sunday, October 5, 2008

Random bits

Random ailments:
So far I have been pretty healthy on the island. A slight cold, couple of cuts and bruises and a possible case of dengue fever. I never received a confirmed diagnosis of dengue but Dr. Nate said my symptoms fit the bill. Having already had malaria, I just need Ebola to round out the tropical disease trifecta.

Random visitors:
My house is populated with geckos. I haven't been able to get a photo of one yet but they are welcome housemates since their only mission in life is to eat bugs. I also found my first mouse this morning. Having dealt with a lot of mice/rats in my house in Africa, I bolted into action and went Mr. McGregor on the little guy. I also managed to find and plug the mousey entrance [hole in the wall where a water pipe used to come in.]

Random people:
I realized I haven't posted many photos of other people on the island, so here are a few.


Lisa, an assistant attorney general and neighbor. No, it's not snowing just white rocks and rain.
My next door neighbor, Kelly, co-clerk Chase, and two of the many marine biologists on the island, Barbara and Lucy.

Matai funeral


I pulled this from Samoa News and thought it was a great photo [click to enlarge.] A chief died recently and was afforded this funeral procession. American Samoa has a matai system, whereby certain people are granted the title of matai or chief. The chiefs have various familial, political, and civic duties they perform for their families and villages. In the High Court, certain matais sit on the bench along with my bosses (who are appointed by the Secretary of the Interior. ) These judicial matais ensure that decisions from the high court comport with traditional Samoan values. Even basic contract decisions are signed by the matais.

Pago Pago paddling

For the past month or so I have been paddling outrigger canoes at the yacht club. Yes, there is a yacht club and, no, it's not as glamorous as it sounds. It consists mostly of older ex-pats who gather to drink in the evenings and tell stories of the sea...or whatever older ex-pats talk about. But they do organize paddling teams that compete in Samoa and around the Pacific.
My team has been dubbed the "Tall Team" because the average height of our paddlers is around 6'2". It's a five man group plus our coach/steerer, who is not tall. We're not bad and not great but I believe our height demands respect on the water. These are pictures of some other team because I find it hard to take photos and paddle at the same time.
Our first meet is in the next few weeks and we are gearing up for that, another in November, and then a bigger meet in Fiji in the Spring. Stay tuned for race results. Here are some boat photos:



Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Bar killer

Happy to report that yesterday I passed the Illinois bar exam! I will join other such Illinois legal luminaries as this guy, this guy and this guy. Why be admitted in two states? Not sure, but now I can legally represent both the Cubs and the Dodgers.